Minggu, 05 September 2010

Emperor Slasher is BACK!!! But he's no longer Emperor Slasher... :( (But he's still a hot-blooded NTM fanboy :))

Hello! Welcome to the Emperor Slasher Blogs! Sorry if I once again went inactive for two freaking months (:O!), that's because I can't think what blog post I should make...

However, I'm pleased to be back to write some craps of mine!!!

I'm a Hot-Blooded NTM Fanboy!!!

As the title implies, I have to admit that I'm a hot-blooded Next Top Model fanboy! Why hot-blooded? Simple: I have obsessions that NTM girls can be like... Most Shounen series :smitten , and yes, I'm a fan of Japanese animes, games, and musics. Although I'm not too used with kanjis, but I'm still liking it :). I'm still on the learning phase, you know :P

First, America's Next Top Model Cycle 15 is about to start in days! Woo yeah! Those memorable catfights, those dramas, and yet, those fierce girls and photoshoots will be coming again! My faves are Lexie, Chelsey, Ann, and Anamaria! However, that's just my starting faves, and I'm not adding anything yet!

But wait, ANTM 15 got a controversy once again? WTF!? This time involving Ann who has the smallest waist. It leads to a controversy, yes! What's the reason? Promoting unhealthy body? Meh, I don't get it... :(. Ann IS healthy, nothing's wrong with her, it's just her small waist, and she's not (sorry!) Anorexia! Come on... Wait, Janice involved in it too? Damn it, you the woman who ended your modeling agency still dissing on Tyra! Heck! The Japanese people have this saying (to you Janice, for dissing Tyra): Tataru zo! Korā!! (Curse you! Jerk!). Sorry, but I feel that Tyra isn't meant to promote an unhealthy body to the competition...

Meanwhile, let's move on to the other NTM fandoms :D. Did you know that Australia's, Britain's, and New Zealand's Next Top Model are still running that making those three the fiercest British-accented NTM countries? You bet! In AusNTM, sadly for international fans out there we are no longer able to watch the episodes from YouTube because of... This.

Zgrantu just told me on YT that he has to delete all of the Australia's next top model videos because Foxtel is blocking them :O
- one of RTVG members (*gulp*)

To be honest I'm so sad because I haven't watched all the episodes from my fav cycles 3-5, including the recent one, Cycle 6. Asian cable channel airing AusNTM as the last resort? Meh! They don't air Cycles 5 and 6! And I think they might not air New Zealand's NTM as well which is NOOOOOOOO!!!!! /Darth Vader's voice

Oh well, Megaupload as the last resort. I don't hate that site, but somehow I'm between "do it!" and "don't do it!" because I'm worried about my internet connection. MY VISITED INTERNET CAFES DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SPEED TO STREAM MEGAVIDEO THAT FAST!

Fandom shift, BNTM :D. Only watched the first episode, but at least I can learn two things:

- Tiffany's voice is... (*gulp*) weird.
- This girl is so gorgeous in my opinion:


Last but not least, NZNTM aka New Zealand's aka the NTM which produced a moe winner! Yes, Christobelle = moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe!!!

This cycle, the theme is Gold and Glitter, and the makeovers... Some of them reminds me to somekind of... Well. Elza reminds me of... Nothing, but she's gorgeous. Lauren somekind reminds me of Adriana from 90210 (with shorter hair). And Lara, she's Emma Pillsbury to me :yummy:. For Nellie, I can't describe anything about her but one: FIERCE!

FALL/WINTER FASHION WEEK! Cue the imperial march and those noble NTM supermodels!

You got it right! September is about to be boomed by the Fall/Winter Fashion Week in a matter of days! Let's see which noble ones deserved to walk as many as they get!

Australian side

They have Alice Burdeu! Yes! Only Alice Burdeu, no other ones... Well, she's coming back! And she walked for some designers which is "YAAY! The red-haired moe model is back!" Because Alice Burdeu = OVER 9000 moe-ness!!!!


I swear I virtually bounced hard of her comeback!


German side

Vanessa Hegelmaier the hawk (duh @ me making Vanessa = Jet the Hawk!). She have been impressed the world since last year's F/W. If she can do it again, then...

Dutch side

They have two! (Damn!)

First, Patricia van der Vliet. Cue the imperial music as this girl (who defeated Ksenia Kahnovich in terms of success in S/S 2010) is ready to take down the world again by her walk and make every journalists chant "Patricia!". New rule, Patricia van der Vliet = moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe!!!

Second, Cecile Sinclair. She won the third cycle of Holland's NTM, and I don't surprised of her success because she's already a successful model :). Moe? Sort of...

Italian side

Michela Maggioni Legrand aka Michela Legrand :). This moe model who appeared in one of Germany's Next Top Model Cycle 4 episode and as successful as Alice Burdeu will definitely join the fight! Yet, a new rule has surfaced; Michela Legrand = moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe moe!!!

Russian side

The legendary Ksenia Kahnovich (cue the imperial music! All hail Ksenia!). She has been successful for years after her winning on Russia's first NTM cycle! This legend will be back again and ready to contest Patricia's crown! I wish there's a staring contest between Ksenia and Patricia. Ksenia Kahnovich = 6 years of OVER 9000 moes!

Finally, enter Polina Sova!

She just got a showcard! Can't say much of anything but I'm wishing the best from her :). Sorry Polina, doesn't mean you're not moe enough :), aishiteru! (I love you!)

Phew! That was a hell of a blog post, I wanna end it up with some random interests I am involving with prior to the last month (August ;)):

- Inazuma Eleven! Woot! I love that soccer anime, and I love the techniques! This is better than Captain Tsubasa!
- GeneRally! Just finished my hotlap run in Vuvuzela Challenge of South Africa. Currently on Round 4 right now.
- The World Cup! Damn, I thought Netherlands or Germany will win! In addition, those Vuvuzelas made me crazeh!
- Tokyo Xtreme Racer Drift 2. Sorry, but I have to take a break on it, but I'll be back, and will kick a Thirteen Devils' member's ass!
- Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! I wish I had a Nintendo DS, I really want that game! I really want the second version (entitled Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii! [you-know-it] 2). Althought I haven't played it, Tasian's Let's Play Ouendan 2 is literally really kick ass!
- Fave songs prior to Ouendan interest: Samurai Blue by ZZ, Monkey Magic by ORANGE RANGE (I like the Ouendan cover better tbh :(), Shounen Heart by Home Made Kazoku, Music Hour by Porno Grafitti, COUNTDOWN by HYDE, and last but not least, Sekai wa Sore wo Ai to Yobunda ze by Sambomaster (Goddamnit! I love the lead's scream in mellow rhythm they have!).

That's all folks! See you in the next blog post :D!