SUPERFALCONPUNCH - A Devil Bat of NTM

SFP is BACK, now bringing the unpresidently blogs of NTM rants. What is NTM? It's Next Top Model, a name of a franchise which is started by America's Next Top Model in 2003. Tyra Banks is the creator of it. The first cycle is pretty success on Us, not until the first international NTM show on Russia takes it.

The Girl who pwns ANTM. Courtesy of Wikipedia

Ksenia Kahnovich pwns every NTM contestants. She Falcon Punched the Vogue covers, Falcon Kicked runway shows, and Show The World Her Moves. Later, from Australia, Alice Burdeu joins the ranks of Ksenia and so does Polina Sova from Norway. Now, you see Patricia van der Vliet from Holland's Next Top Model Cycle 4 Falcon Punched Tyra again until ANTM wasted and cannot act.

Not, ANTM also produce models who are successful even though they are winner. Just because they're not winners doesn't mean they're Ace of Any Playing Cards suite. Patricia also doesn't win HNTM but ended up success. Elyse Sewell from Cycle 1 also successful. But do you know the most dominant face? A Devil Bat-success with an OVER 9000 times of name misspellings? That's right, Katarzyna Dolinska, also known as Kat, or Kat-ohh-zen-yah. Pwned by Tyra, but Kat pwns back by a COMBAT ARMOR that NTM Girls dreamed of- Big Fashion Capital's Fashion Week. Yep, Kat walked on Paris.

Unfortunately still, foreign NTM girls open, close, or even being exclusive in a designer show. This means one: Does Tyra's mental to create successful ANTM winners sucked? Does Tyra only care about ratings? Does Tyra wants to pwn Captain Falcon than Fashion Week? Does foreign NTMs will outshine ANTM for good? Only this damned superhero of Next Top Model will know.

Some says that he's half Yoichi Hiruma, half Captain Falcon with little bit of Phoenix (F-ZERO AX/GX character) and Black Shadow. He's the one who insist Tyra to tell who the hell is that people who made makeover shoot outfits, he's the aggressive one. But all you know is, I AM Super Falcon.

XOXO.